ANYWHO.
I have yet to pick up my potential patio furniture. Should probably get on that. My brother filled my ipod with random music so as of right now i'm not entirely sure what it all is. but yes my story....
i was walking home from work and the song playing on my shuffle was I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. I think this song is hilarious b/c she wrote it as a total joke to make fun of people who get pissed off by gay people. anyways i laughed my way home. and then i was almost at my driveway when my small brother Steve ran out and attacked me. He does that.
I smack peoples butts. It's my thing. I'm not opposed to having my butt smacked. it's gonna happen anyways so i may as well accept it. once my former boss was talking about pockets on jeans and started pointing and pulling at mine to make his point. he was quite confused when i didn't react to him touching my ass.
I also discovered a supercool way to divert attention if one is a celebrity. Oddly enough, i saw it in a Britney Spears video. Sneak a bunch of people of your similar height and build into your residence. Everybody dress exactly the same and wear sunglasses and wigs. Then spilt up and all meet up and the desired location later. It's brilliant! Trenchcoats work best b/c you can hide your actual clothes underneath! must use this plan sometime....
I just cracked my neck. i dont understand why people think cracking joints are gross. i take pride in the fact that i can crack most of my joints at will. My mother didn't like holding my hand as a child b/c my fingers would crack if she gripped in the slightest.
well i'm gonna post this now b/c beccya is jonesing for a blog fix
